Facing hard facts...

Microsoft Windows is the best opperating system.
It's code is really clean, concise and expedient.
It's size is justified by it's features.
It's really secure and Microsoft never use it's inbuilt backdoors to spy on you.
It's really advanced, ahead of all the competition, and pioneers ideas and innovations for opperating systems.
It's Proprietary License is really fair and empowering.
It's very educational and informative as to how an opperating system works, and encourages knowledge and excellence.
It's performance and resource useage is really excellent.
Microsoft's Customer care is the best, as shown by their insistence on protecting you from backing up your media, with DRM features, and it's "trusted computing".
I love Microsoft, and their business model especially, which is always very ethical, honest, and fair.
I think it's time to re-install Microsoft Windows, and get rid of all my gnu/linux partitions.
What time is it? April 1st. :p